Well, well, well, the low riding cretins came to our fair city, stared us in the eye and we blinked! It’s our city and we blinked.
They were supposed to be in New Jersey, but as we found out, Atlantic City got the cherries and we got the pits.
Buckle up my brothers from different mothers, it’s time for the dreaded Velvet Hammer. And war.
First, we alert the 7,500 full time denizens that Coastal Highway will have one, yes that is spelled o-n-e lane south and one lane north. (That whacking sound was the hammer). This excludes the two bus lanes.
Inconvenience, of course, annoyance for sure. With enough advanced notice, people will take the bus for these days (of course, the mayor will graciously waive the bus fares during this time.)
Drastic maybe, but think of the cretins sitting in gridlock and you whizzing by.
That, friends, is not blinking.